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negakajin: I was going to make a joke about bondage and bandage, but who cares?Is Rei Ayanami sucking a Dick and I’m bad with jokes. Patreon requestplease share if you like :)you can get more versions supporting me in my patreon :)patreon.com/kajin
blacksownwhites: White guy finding out the hard way it was not a good idea to make racist jokes about his black co-worker, especially one who worked in payroll and could find out his address…
my friend was complaining after school about how she didn’t get any posts in any school societies and how all of them went to people who already had posts in other societies. She was saying all this while her hand was on a lamp post so I told her
lydiaalin: katheis-kai-ta-opla-tou: chopgum: zigzaggrandvisior: chavabear11: highcheesewhiz: the ending omg W H A T @dest-chase @greyskycloud I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING
Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for
caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until
pinklikeme: denielsharman: denielsharman: UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this
trashfirefallon: silverhawk: silverhawk: silverhawk: i was honestly going to make a joke about the giant microbes gangrene clostridium perfringens plush toy and how i never expected 2 see one of these but i went to the comments and how could i make
hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s
lesbianvenom: i have never had so much second hand embarrassment in my life like i was trying to make a joke about this but i can’t i just can’t overcome the embarrassment
bad dragon more like rad dragon (im so glad this pic just came up on my dash because i was about to make this joke regardless)
Pretty sure Eren is the last person that would make jokes about someone losing a person dear to them by titans, even if that someone was Jean.
one of my co-workers made an ebola joke today and everyone was like “hahahahahahah too soon” so I said “uh. no. there’s no appropriate time to make a joke about a deadly disease.” I have a week left I am going to be the
sonansu: silverhawk: silverhawk: silverhawk: i was honestly going to make a joke about the giant microbes gangrene clostridium perfringens plush toy and how i never expected 2 see one of these but i went to the comments and how could i make a joke
hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s
whomackenzie: right after I drew this, I got a few “thanks but we found someone else “ e-mails from studios I applied to, so I was like… Thanks Greg, that’s actually encouraging. (even though I was trying to make a joke about how difficult
mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever
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For a class, we had to make a project about our own body image and our identity. I identified as a fat sweaty hair guy who is uncomfortable with trying to be machismo. 躔 for nude versions.
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
kevvinn: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present
dangermann: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t
mskjj: This heifer can’t clear hurdles, but is trying to make a joke about someone who’s friend was killed?! Rachel was on the phone with Trayvon when he was killed. To make a joke about someone’s traumatic experience with tacky and classless.
il-tenore-regina: lancrebitch: badassperger: hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know
samicat: shanparkervarietyhour: I was going to make a joke about how these freedom jokes are getting old, but then I realized that somebody would just reblog it with a picture of a bald eagle. YOU THOUGHT WRONG
chopgum: zigzaggrandvisior: chavabear11: highcheesewhiz: the ending omg W H A T @dest-chase @greyskycloud I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME
lifewithost: I think I know a certain team of dudes that would definitely appreciate Jaune’s new look.(I was going to make some joke about Team SSSN taking Jaune under their wing and basically giving him a make over to boost his confidence. a sort
I was going to make a joke about Park Bom but it was too corny.
so my coworker thinks its funny to make puns about my name, and today he made some joy division joke that wasn’t funny at all. this customer overheard them and straight up was like “she doesn’t know who they are” and i was like
crowley-for-king: assbuttofasgard: He’s still the boy who lived i was going to make a joke about harry being a moron…
takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
So, I was going to make a joke about how a fractional candle would be a shitty business venture, but now that I’m thinking about it, they’d actually be pretty dope for surprise parties and stuff, right? So you could hold it on a date that isn’t
whomackenzie: right after I drew this, I got a few “thanks but we found someone else “ e-mails from studios I applied to, so I was like… Thanks Greg, that’s actually encouraging.(even though I was trying to make a joke about how difficult it
kernalmustache: furything: can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples I was going to make a joke about people being arrested for their nipples but then I realized that that actually happens.